11/1/2018 Wednesday Men’s Golf Club Results

WEST COURSE, OCTOBER 10, 3 BB ON ODD, 2 BB ON EVEN GAME

First Flight ( 7.3 ~ 17.8 ): First: Bucky Peterson, Danny Morgan, Bill Salmina & ( blind draw ) 163. Second: Phil Sapp, Gary Novak, Bill Roberts & Bruce Hulick 164.

Second Flight ( 19.3 ~ 30.5 ): First: Wally Juchert, Paul Phillips, John Williston & Lew Gross 155. Second: Bill Wellman, Rodi Martinelli, Larry Frediani & John Garcia 156.

Closest to the Pin HDCP 0 ~ 19: Hole #8 Bill Salmina 13’ 3.” Hole #13 Bob Peterson 14’ 8.” Hole #16 Bob Hartsock 17’ 4.”

Closest to the Pin HDCP 20 ~ Up: Hole #8 Tommy Yturralde 7’ 2.” Hole #13 Dave Goulson 9’ 7.” Hole #16 Mike Doyle 19’ 11.” CTP #5: no one on green.

SAYINGS IN GOLF

With a rain-out limiting play… “I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.” – Bruce Lansky. “I’m hitting the woods just great, but I’m having a terrible time getting out of them.” – Harry Tofcano. “Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks.” – Anon. “I play in the low 80s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play.” – Anon. “Putts get real difficult the day they hand-out the money.” – Lee Trevino. “If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.” – Jack Lemmon. “Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.” – Winston Churchill. “Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.” – William Wordsworth. “You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex -wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands works.” – Lee Trevino. “The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.” – Billy Graham. “The most important shot in golf is the next one.” – Ben Hogan. “The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.” – Mickey Mantle. “If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” – Dean Martin. “I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s game: It’s called an eraser.” – Arnold Palmer. “If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.” – Bob Hope. “Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.” – Jack Benny.

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